Toilet Ponderings 07.19.21

Does Dr Fauci look like the Nazi in Indiana Jones?

Why is it unconstitutional to go to church?

Why is it unconstitutional to be a Christian?

Did Jesus ever question his gender?

Why don’t they wanna clone Jesus?

Can we abort Planned Parenthood?

Is it unconstitutional to pray?

Does God forgive pedophiles?

Would you vote for a presidential candidate who wants to take away your right to pray?

What would Jesus Do, wear a mask or not wear a mask?

What would Jesus do, get the jab or not get the jab?

What will we do when the government mandates to get the jab or it’s illegal to pray?

Do transexuals have a weaker immune system?

What size cup does a teet mouse wear?

Should a teet mouse have to wear a shirt in public?

Is it ok to have your teet mouse wear a thong?

Toilet Ponderings 07.17.2021

No time to take a crap?

Cut the time it takes. Do a coffee enema.

Faster yet. Make it an expresso.

Do you like your coffee enemas hot or iced?

What does it mean if someone doing a coffee enema takes an empty coffee cup in with them?

Would you like cream or sugar with that?

Why do some people’s doo doo balls float?

Why do some public toilets have unflushed turds in them but no toilet paper?

Who supplies Hunter Biden with his crack?

Who has Hunter Biden’s laptop?

Did Hillary Clinton really eat the face off of a child?

Why is Hillary Clinton still free?

Would you smoke one of Bill Clinton’s cigars?

Why does the ring on Bill Clinton’s cigars say crotch?

Why do some people not believe in God?

Why do some people not believe there are miracles but they believe in Dr. Fauci?

Why are over 150 Million people afraid of Joe Biden and his handful of Marxist Socialist Communist friends?

Does my last toilet pondering make me an insurgent?

Can you still be looked at as an insurgent if you are totally blind?

Why do some people wonder how does a blind guy know if he wiped his arse?

Note: It’s easy if you’ve had practice making out in dark rooms.

Why would some people think they were drinking from their beer bottle and instead pick the bottle up they have been spitting in. Beer oysters anyone?

Why do some people try to cut their own Hemroids off?

AOC said to shoot all the cattle due to their flatulence. When AOC farts should she shoot herself, of course save the planet?

Does anyone really believe the UN likes America?

Why does America do any business with China?

Do we really need them?

Did the cabal invent cable TV? If they did, shouldn’t it be called cabal TV?

Wait they do have cabal TV it’s all the mainstream (fake) news outlets. Does that last statement make me an insurgent?

Does Joe Biden think the term sharing the love means sniff somebody’s hair?

Does Joe Biden have Sniffolous?

Is it true Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are opening a Mexican Restaurant chain? Does their help wanted ad read now hiring for all positions and shifts wearing a covid mask even if proven you have covid, no ID needed. Call Kamala for an interview. Does Joe Biden sniff Kamala Harris’ hair?

Since Joe Biden isn’t allowed his own Airforce One, is his jet called HairForce One?

Why do some people’s doo doo balls look like milk duds?

Why did God create pubic hair?

Why do men shave their chests?

What is with purple hair anyway?

Why do some people not pray when they go to bed? I know it’s mandatory for me.

Is Nancy Pelosi really a woman?

Does Shifty Schiff really lure homeless meth-head men to DC sex parties in exchange for giving them a $10 rock?

Is Chuck Schumer really a man?

Have I left anyone out?

What size are Goofy’s shoes?

Why do people sniff their armpits in public?

Why do some people braid their nose hairs?

Why did Joe Biden think his sister is his wife?

Is there something we need to know about their childhood?

Who does Joe Biden’s wife Dr Biden really bang?

Who is running the White House?

Why is the Left allowed to be racist?

Can there be a new Washington DC baseball team called the Washington Insurgents?

How do you know if its a fart or a shart?

Did Shakespeare say to flush or not to flush, that is the question?

For most people who ask the question hair, to brush or not to brush; what runs through Joe Biden’s head when it comes to hair to sniff or not to sniff?

Living within insight

Born to Live and Laugh is about just that, living and laughing. Who doesn’t like to laugh? So much to laugh with as long as it is not usery but in the name of positive mental, physical, spiritual, and emotional health; sometimes can be sustained by laughing at our own condition – life’s condition. The fullness of life is found through living. Living with an awareness blossoming through insight.

Life is not easy, life is difficult, and through laughing we continue into another day and beyond. Everywhere around us and in us brings us the insights to live at a higher level. Laughter helps us get there as well. It’s a buffer. It’s a key providing access to that ah-ha moment which can many times lead us to gain the insight. Even during chaos heaven is around us and in us.

This movie Celestine Prophecy although somewhat confusing brings insight to life which leads to laughter and an ah-ha moment.

Hint:

In heightening our consciousness we will find others who do the same. When we receive our energy from inside ourselves and then give it to each other we amplify the energy to find heaven here on earth. This movie is awesome at explaining our next step in evolution.

Enjoy the movie and please pay attention.

 

July 10th 2021 Celebration

Did you get to celebrate America’s July teenth?

On July 10th (teenth) Lady Godiva invented Godiva chocolates then rode naked on her horse to protest her husband’s tyrannical tax acts. Gotta love chocolate.

Lady Godiva as painted in c. 1897 by John Collier

picture retrieved from: https://www.onthisday.com/photos/lady-godiva

In 1938 Howard Hughes flies around the world in 91 hours.

Aviator and Businessman Howard Hughes

Picture retrieved from https://www.onthisday.com/people/howard-hughes

Joe Biden sniffed someone’s hair but he doesn’t know whose.

The NP's Official USA Political Thread | Page 1372 - NamePros

Picture retrieved from Namepros.com

Inventor Nikola Tesla born July 10 (teenth) 1856.

Nikola Tesla 1 of 6

https://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/nikola-tesla.html

Toilet Ponderings 07.05.21

Random thoughts that come to the mind while pondering on the toilet.

Get your daily dose of toilet ponderings.

Give Joe Biden some shit. Send him your dirty diapers.

Give Joe Biden a piece of your mind, cause he has none of his own.

Joe Biden your mother called in from the grave. She is ashamed of you and she will give you a piece of her mind from the grave, cause she says you don’t have one of your own.

Joe Biden your mother called in from the grave and said she should’ve aborted you. She is still trying to find the right coat hanger.

Send Joe Biden a Coat Hanger so he can abort himself.

Is suicide late-term abortion?

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

McAfee didn’t kill himself either.

Where is Hunter Biden’s laptop?

The commander and thief Lunch Box Joe stole the election.

Who is banging the Bidens?

Hunter Biden is less than a man. Hunter Biden has a little dick, or he wouldn’t have to bang children.

Crack daddy, pedophile Hunter Biden learned everything from the Big Guy Joe Biden

Recall Joe Biden

Where is Hunter Biden’s Laptop?

Would you send your kid to the Hunter Biden’s daycare center?

Who taught Hunter Biden all about sodomy? Was it the Big Guy Joe, Shifty Schiff, or Michelle-Michael Obama? Just pondering

It used to be if someone said your momma wears army boots you’d kick their ass. Now it could be true. But if someone says your momma’s got a dick it could be true.

Did folks in California wanna get rid of Nancy Pelosi by sending her to the East Coast and only allow her back for haircuts?

What’s worse? Nancy Pelosi being your mother-in-law or being married to Nancy Pelosi?

Santa Clause prefers cookies made in Colorado.

Child abuse is sending your kid to public school.

Gov’t schools are dangerous to your child’s mental health.

America, get your tax money back. Buy a Life insurance policy on Joe Biden. Name yourself as the beneficiary.

Why does anybody believe the fraudulent Dr. Fauci and his friends at the CDC? WHO are they and WHO is Bill Gates?

Is the American Government a co-conspirator with Fauci, the CDC, WHO, and Bill Gates in the premeditated murder through injections of biowarfare and telling people it’s for their own good? Just pondering.

America, the government is feeding you bullshit. Try eating your own shit. At least you know where it came from. Gross but true.

Wait, wear a mask! It will protect you from eating their shit.

Is giving children the jab child abuse?

Have you ever wanted to have blood clots, if so get the jab.

Want to legally give your spouse a heart attack? Take them to your neighborhood jab center.

Why do people say don’t walk Pigeon Toed? Pigeons don’t have toes.

Why does anyone NOT question authority?

Why does the left who pushes for gender-neutrality use the term mandate?

Who has better cocaine, Slick Willy Bill Clinton or Baby Boy George Bush?

Sorry, Hunter, you do Crack.

Why is Hillary Clinton still free?

Who are you? The Who has been pondering this question since 1978.

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