No time to take a crap?
Cut the time it takes. Do a coffee enema.
Faster yet. Make it an expresso.
Do you like your coffee enemas hot or iced?
What does it mean if someone doing a coffee enema takes an empty coffee cup in with them?
Would you like cream or sugar with that?
Why do some people’s doo doo balls float?
Why do some public toilets have unflushed turds in them but no toilet paper?
Who supplies Hunter Biden with his crack?
Who has Hunter Biden’s laptop?
Did Hillary Clinton really eat the face off of a child?
Why is Hillary Clinton still free?
Would you smoke one of Bill Clinton’s cigars?
Why does the ring on Bill Clinton’s cigars say crotch?
Why do some people not believe in God?
Why do some people not believe there are miracles but they believe in Dr. Fauci?
Why are over 150 Million people afraid of Joe Biden and his handful of Marxist Socialist Communist friends?
Does my last toilet pondering make me an insurgent?
Can you still be looked at as an insurgent if you are totally blind?
Why do some people wonder how does a blind guy know if he wiped his arse?
Note: It’s easy if you’ve had practice making out in dark rooms.
Why would some people think they were drinking from their beer bottle and instead pick the bottle up they have been spitting in. Beer oysters anyone?
Why do some people try to cut their own Hemroids off?
AOC said to shoot all the cattle due to their flatulence. When AOC farts should she shoot herself, of course save the planet?
Does anyone really believe the UN likes America?
Why does America do any business with China?
Do we really need them?
Did the cabal invent cable TV? If they did, shouldn’t it be called cabal TV?
Wait they do have cabal TV it’s all the mainstream (fake) news outlets. Does that last statement make me an insurgent?
Does Joe Biden think the term sharing the love means sniff somebody’s hair?
Does Joe Biden have Sniffolous?
Is it true Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are opening a Mexican Restaurant chain? Does their help wanted ad read now hiring for all positions and shifts wearing a covid mask even if proven you have covid, no ID needed. Call Kamala for an interview. Does Joe Biden sniff Kamala Harris’ hair?
Since Joe Biden isn’t allowed his own Airforce One, is his jet called HairForce One?
Why do some people’s doo doo balls look like milk duds?
Why did God create pubic hair?
Why do men shave their chests?
What is with purple hair anyway?
Why do some people not pray when they go to bed? I know it’s mandatory for me.
Is Nancy Pelosi really a woman?
Does Shifty Schiff really lure homeless meth-head men to DC sex parties in exchange for giving them a $10 rock?
Is Chuck Schumer really a man?
Have I left anyone out?
What size are Goofy’s shoes?
Why do people sniff their armpits in public?
Why do some people braid their nose hairs?
Why did Joe Biden think his sister is his wife?
Is there something we need to know about their childhood?
Who does Joe Biden’s wife Dr Biden really bang?
Who is running the White House?
Why is the Left allowed to be racist?
Can there be a new Washington DC baseball team called the Washington Insurgents?
How do you know if its a fart or a shart?
Did Shakespeare say to flush or not to flush, that is the question?
For most people who ask the question hair, to brush or not to brush; what runs through Joe Biden’s head when it comes to hair to sniff or not to sniff?