Month: October 2021

Tranny Tryouts

In today’s crazy mixed-up world with so much pressure for men to be women and women to be men, I was approached by some friends of my wife Tricia as to whether or not I would join some male friends of theirs for a day where men would wear dresses all day. Mind you they did not mean a kilt. They meant a dress.

So I discussed this with Tricia and asked her to share my Zeke thoughts on the subject. The reason I asked her to share my thoughts on the subject is because of my tendencies to be shy and demure, you might say I’m a bit of a wallflower. I have no way, no idea on how to be politically correct so since we live in a world where school administrators are wanting to tell 5-year-old boys to wear a dress, I thought it would be best for Tricia to share my answer with you, the friends of borntoliveandlaugh.com. Take it away Tricia.

My burly 6’6″ 285 lb husband who played rugby for 10 years says he can understand why men would want to wear dresses because it would be easier to lift the dress to urinate or take a shit, no zippers, no belts, no buttons, no snaps. Just lift and piss. Just lift and shit. The best part would be wearing hiking boots with his hairy legs showing and it would also make scratching his crotch easier. BTW he does not shave he believes why shave your hairy chest as it is one of the last bastions of malehood. His answer to possibly shaving his legs is one word followed by a growl. That word is “really” followed by a growl. He also believes wearing a dress would add a whole new dimension to farting. Please understand he is truly an all straight 8 but he does see the convenience of open-air technology. He is still trying to figure out what to do with his wallet and his knife, not to mention all his cigar tools. I suggested a man purse and a man bun for his hair. He staired at me followed by a growl and said “Really”. Then I had to say “Stop playing with yourself honey”. So born to live and laugh.

Tricia

Zeke here. What is with these people wanting to put men and little boys in dresses? It is now gone corporate. The makers of Twix Candy bars need to rename themselves as twisted candy bars. Here is a Twix ad that will make you say, really and then growl for sure, for sure. Zeke out.

Let’s go Brandon

Toilet Ponderings 10.25.21

It is important to remember we all have P particles.

Why don’t people come together because we all have P particles?

Why don’t the Dem’s realize that Joe Bidladin is an excrement?

If you are in the loo taking care of business while listening to music does the type of music you listen to have anything to do with the quality of your disposing of toxic waste?

For instance, if it’s Rock and Roll music does that indicate a more aggressive elimination?

If it’s country music, does that make it down-home dumping?

If it’s symphonic or operatic is that a classy crappy?

If it’s gospel music does that make it a more proper cleansing?

Why isn’t there a Paul Revere running the streets shouting, The Marxists are here, The Marxists are here, The Marxists are here?

Why does it take 36 hints over an 8 month period before your sweetheart will wanna pop the question?

Would this be a good hint? My balls are big and I’m really horny, Turn over babe so I can drop my load in your back forty.

When people go crazy because someone kills a puppy why don’t they go crazy when Planned Parenthood kills a baby?

Why do we tolerate a psychopath like Dr Fauci who has and is harming and killing Beagle puppies and any other kind of animal to get his hands on then gets board, ups the anny to experiment on human beings for his gain of function programs?

What would you do to protect your puppies, babies, teenagers, and adults from a psychopath who has factually killed over 17,000 people with his covid jabs then he invites other psychopaths at CDC, FDA, and president Joe Biden to conspire to commit genocide on planet earth’s humanity?

Why aren’t people in DC who represent We the People arresting the same killers who now mandate death to America and people around the world?

Who are the immoral sick individuals who allow this to continue?

What will people do when the Government sends troops to give you the jab?

Would it matter more if people knew the contents of the jab included more than graphite, metal shavings, mercury, parasites, nanobots, but also included dead babies injected into as many human bodies as possible?

When will we the people say “NO MORE, NO MORE!”

Why is Dr. Fauci still running free?

This is not funny. There is no laughter but this is life and we the living must stand up.

Why don’t people remember it’s born to live and laugh.

Just pondering

Children Who Are Haters Posing As Adult Haters

If any of those that you see on this video who work at Netflix (Husein Obama and wife Michael are board members) with Tambourines in hand and very angry at Dave Chappelle for his comedic delivery, attack a laughter supporter. They steal his sign (Property Theft) eventually taking his stick for the sign (both stick and sign were his property) and right after they rip the sign off his stick they started screaming “He has a weapon”.

So as many Marxist trying to take away our Guns (2A) they show they are the only ones worthy of having a weapon as well as a voice by taking what they called was his weapon.

If any of these adult imposters was my child I would take them off my will after buying them a one-way ticket to the CCP in China.

This is really no laughing matter but even in the darkest of times we must shake our heads and find some laughter in the whole situation.

The Bible says to be bold, not timid. Laugh boldly. Because we are all born to live and laugh. Love ya

Toilet Ponderings 10.09.21

Do the politicians have a socialist disease?

Why does the CCP Chinese call Joe Hop-Sing and Hunter Crack-Sing?

I wonder who took America’s backbone. Maybe that is why Chiropractor offices are closing down.

Are Vegans in Hollywood still vegans when they do a cannibal party? Maybe I should ask Katie Perry.

Why don’t they share on the news that Hunter Biden complained to his sister that “the Big Guy” Joe’s cut is 50%?

Did Hunter Biden rip his sister of when dad told her 50% Where did the money go?

Wonder how many people joined America in celebrating July Teenth? Are we celebrating October teenth too? Is this a new Teenth holiday every month?

Did Hunter Biden receive a lap dance while texting the Big Guy?

Wonder if American women had an allergic reaction after Joe Biden sniffed their hair?

If I’m allergic to socialism, communism, Marxist Socialist Communist, to anyone forcing to give me the jab, and vaccines. Does that qualify as a medical exemption?

Is it true Americans got arrested for praying?

Are inlaws the leading cause for divorce in America?

How many hours does a woman have to wait after abortin’ to go to happy hour? Bottoms up!

Would the world be a better place if Hillary Clinton had been aborted? Well there sure would be more people living right now if she had been.

Between 1973 – 2018 61.8M aborted babies. 1 abortion every 37 seconds. 2362 abortions per day. 98 abortions per hour. If the maker of maker of Planned Parenthood was aborted we’d have a whole lot more people living right now. Perhaps that’s why they do it; Population control.

Wonder if the fetus says when the vacuum cleaner starts sucking “Do you want me to put my feet up?”

A woman who tried to abort me taught me how to dance. Gotta move fast in the womb said the DNC survivor.

Would that be called Ball Womb Dancing?

Do you like horror movies? Imagine a baby in the womb trying to avoid Planned Parenthood murder attempts as Planned Parenthood murders you.

Toilet Ponderings 10.05.21

Why would the folks from India name a musical instrument Zitar after a blackhead?

Did Facebook crash its own site to get more media time?

What percentage of the world’s people want freedom over tyranny?

Why don’t people stand up for freedom?

Why do the people of America think it’s a democracy and miss that America is a Republic, one nation under God?

How do you avoid other people’s saliva when you are bobbing for apples?

Why do Governments not want their people to ask Why then want them to not say No?

Why is are the people in government so dumb?

May be a Twitter screenshot of 1 person and text that says 'Senator Rand Paul @RandPaul Speaking of which, buried in the foreign aid reports last year, I discovered something we give foreign aid to China. So government is so dumb, it is literally borrowing money from China, to give it back to China, while paying interest on it.'

Why does the creature in the Maderna Vaccine look like the alien from Independence Day the Movie?

The "Independence Day" biomechanical suit ~ alienex plorations

Toilet Pondering 10.03.21

With so much crap going on in Washington DC it makes me wonder what is the official toilet paper for Congress in the White House?

I wonder if they use thick toilet paper or if they believe their sustainability in thin toilet paper. Aw shucks as much crap as they drop every day it’s gotta be thick. This thin stuff is for the rest of us.

How does Joe Bidladin sleep at night?

How do people in congress sleep at night?

How do the swamp members at the pentagon sleep at night?

How does General Mike Milley look at himself in the mirror? Was he large and in charge of imprisoning Lt Stuart Scheller?

Is the general a brave man, a treasonous man, or does he use more toilet paper in one day than the entire USA uses in a year? Cause he is full of crap.

Does he have a reason for his treason?

Does Washington believe the holidays are a season for treason?

What is the house and the senate’s reason for the treason?

Do we pay taxes to Uncle Sam so it can go to the Taliban?

Why didn’t Joe Bidladin’s mother abort him?

Did the majority of Toilet Paper hoarding happen because the politicians wanted to cover their arse?

Does Joe Bidladin plunge his own toilet?

I wonder if Mr. Bidladin knows We the people can only handle so much stress and that he is really pushing it.

Should we put Joe Bidladin’s press secretary in a box and send her back to CNN?

What do Slick Willy, Bill Gates, Joe Bidladin, Shifty Shift, Hussain Obama, and Aqua Lung have in common? Is it they like to sit at playgrounds and watch the children play?

Sitting on the park bench. Eyeing little girls with bad intent. Watching as the frilly panties run.